the Hyuzle show

A Movie Fit For God, Starring One, 1 May 2008 10/10
Author: jackbauerinvc from United States
This movie is, unequivocally, the greatest piece of art ever to be revealed unto mankind. Film lovers, as well as human beings, should regard the Newsies as a gift to humanity. The Newsies, with the holy help of Jack Kelly (Praise be Unto him), takes its rightful place next to other triumphant works of man including the Mona Lisa (slightly better), the Great Pyramid (much better sounding), the Great Wall of China (a lot shorter, and more visible from space) and Noah’s Ark (saved a lot more lives).

Overall, though, Jack Kelly the Beneficent Magnificent Holiness of New York, carries this already remarkably amazing film on his gold plated shoulders. He runs, jumps, speaks, and fights with the grace of God (coincidence?) and the strength of 2.55 million grown bull elephants from Madagascar. By the end Jack Kelly the Beneficent Magnificent Holiness of New York has revealed himself to be a God, played in this movie by Batman.

There are three and infinite reasons to watch this movie:
1. Because it is a work of God revealed to his people on Earth
2. Because if you’ve ever wanted to see where the best of mankind is hiding, its in this movie
3. Because if you don’t you will be grits-boarded to death