Cadbury Cream Eggs - OUTED
Me: I was watching Conan and the guest tonight was from The Office. I dunno him but he was talking about Cadbury Cream Eggs and how he eats them every year and he saves them up in his freezer. And this year he thought they were a bit smaller, so he asked his friends, and they're like "No haha you just got bigger!" and then he said he went to their site and it says right on it that "No, they haven't got smaller, you've got bigger!"
Me: And so he went searching his house for a Cadbury Cream Egg of last year and FOUND IT and IT IS BIGGER than this year's. And then I went to the site too and it does say that. D:
"Why has the size of the egg changed? It hasn't - you've just grown up!"
Me: MY FAITH IN MANUFACTURERS IS RUINED
Me: Cheeky bastards.
Apr 5th